A Texas DPS Trooper pulled a car over on I-35 about 2 miles out of West. When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a musician, magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Austin to do a show that night at a SXSW venue and he didn't want to be late.
The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The Trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car, and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so the Trooper got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.
While the man was doing his juggling act, a pickup pulled in behind the DPS patrol car. A drunk, good old boy, driving through from Mansfield got out and watched the performance briefly. He then went over to the Trooper’s patrol car, opened the rear door & got in.
The DPS Trooper observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing. The drunk replied, "You might as well take me to jail, ‘cause there's no way I can pass that test."
While the man was doing his juggling act, a pickup pulled in behind the DPS patrol car. A drunk, good old boy, driving through from Mansfield got out and watched the performance briefly. He then went over to the Trooper’s patrol car, opened the rear door & got in.
The DPS Trooper observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing. The drunk replied, "You might as well take me to jail, ‘cause there's no way I can pass that test."
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